Wednesday, 28 February 2018

GURPS Blood Drive Session 1: "Death" of a Hero

JabbaJeff - Very Fat, Unfit Scavenger
Jack Jackson - Cowboy Hunter
Lan Williams - Mechanic Trader

Having heard of the Safe Zone on the east coast, the party has decided to leave the small village of Rona, on the outskirts of the ruins of LA.  First things first they'll need to get a car, and the only place where everything hasn't already been looted, is the radioactive ruins...

On the Road
The party set off down Highway 91 and started the half-day trek towards the ruins, proceeding without note until they arrived at a cluster of scorched and wrecked cars that had been trying to leave the city, but hadn't made it out of range before the nukes hit.  Lan's Danger Sense went off, and JabbaJeff spotted a bunch of bear traps.  As they made their way through the wreckage while avoiding the bear traps, a pair of arrows flew from the southern hill, and one hit Jack in the chest.

Six men in rags, howling and screaming nonsense, charged down the hill from their hiding places in the tall grass, and the party returned fire, downing two before they made it to the highway.  As the men got closer, they realized that the raiders' brown clothes were actually made of human skin, and that their teeth were filed to points.  Jack yelled out to the party that they were the Hunters, a group of insane mutants, just before he took a second arrow and fell down.

Jabba's sawed-off shotgun made quick work of another two, and, after bashing Lan with a length of chain, the Hunters ran off screaming.  The party decided to save ammo and let them go, and Lan removed the barbed arrows from Jack and closed the cowboy's wounds good enough to get him walking again.

Monday, 12 February 2018

GURPS Waterworld Session 10: The Takahashi Machine

Ai - Experienced Tech
Axe - Mutant Hulk
Cap'n Chang - Lucky Nomad
"Lieutenant" Vaolt - Mutant Trooper

Day 98:
In the morning, the Wizard gave Chang a panic button which would summon him in an emergency, and then disappeared.  The party asked around the village to find out about who was in charge of the Takahashi Machine and were directed to a small hut.  Nobody answered their knocking, so the party barged in to find an old man sleeping under a blanket on a chair.

He was woken up, and informed by Ai (via the hacked nannybot which could translate) that the "County Inspectors" were here to "transfer the Takahashi Machine to another facility", and he offered to lead them to it.  The old man stood up to a surprising height of 7' as the blanket fell away to reveal massive cybernetic limbs, before heading off to the factory with the "inspectors" in tow.

They made it with no problems, and arrived in an empty, dusty room on the ground floor of the factory, with the machine set into a wall, from which Ai and the old man, Wang Chun, removed the 30lb main chip.  As they finished and the old man turned to leave, Axe, Chang, and Vaolt smashed his head into a pulp from behind, and an alarm sounded.

Monday, 5 February 2018

GURPS Waterworld Session 9: The Factory

Ai - Experienced Tech
Axe - Mutant Hulk
Cap'n Chang - Lucky Nomad
"Lieutenant" Vaolt - Mutant Trooper

Day 96:
In the morning, Axe discovered that all of his wounds had regenerated far faster than he had expected, which Ai chalked up to the berserker nanobots in his system.  The party got back on the road early, and came across 4 chrome, skeletal humanoid robots, still a long ways away.  Ai noticed that they seemed to have nozzles in their hands, and tanks in their lower torsos.  Axe advanced while Chang fired a slug at the lead robot's tank, which exploded and lit the robot on fire.

The flaming bot ran at Axe while the others used their flamethrowers as best they could; one was out of fuel, and another's pilot flame was out, but even the working flamethrower and flaming robot had little effect, and they were soon cut to bits.  Again, the Wizard noted that a signal had been sent to bombard the area, and the party ran down the road.

A few hours later, they saw a large cart holding a giant steel sumo robot, being towed by 4 small gnomes.  The party tried to pass without conflict, but the sumo shoved Ai backwards 10' and into a tree.  Axe cut it with his axe, but seemed to barely scratch its thick armour, while Chang ran around behind it, somehow turned on the oversized laser sword he had stolen from the steel samurai, and even managed to cut a deep gouge in the sumobot without disembowelling himself.

Friday, 26 January 2018

GURPS Waterworld Session 8: Japan

Axe - Mutant Hulk
Cap'n Chang - Lucky Nomad
"Lieutenant" Vaolt - Mutant Trooper

Player Absent:
Ai - Experienced Tech

Day 81:
The party waited four days while the Wizard constructed their gifts: anti-grav jump boots with a 50m range for Axe, hypervision goggles for Chang, and a backpack-mounted water cannon for Vaolt.  He also gave them back the demoleculizer, though had apparently done something incomprehensible to the battery.  After much conversation and long-winded explanations, the Wizard was convinced to transport them to Japan using a hovercraft, which he trained Chang to pilot.

Day 87:
Before going to Japan, the party headed back to their ship to grab Chung, who was still apparently fine thanks to Pandaborg putting him into a coma, their food, and the rest of their gear.

Day 95:
As they approached the Japanese coast, the party and the Wizard came up with a plan.  Apparently, any land vehicles would be bombarded and destroyed the second they touched land, as many of Japan's pre-war automated defenses were still functioning, so they resolved to leave the hovercraft slightly off-shore and wade in the rest of the way.  The Wizard was able to walk on the water thanks to hoverboots, and turned invisible once they were ashore.

Thursday, 18 January 2018

GURPS Waterworld Session 7: The Satellite Array

Ai - Experienced Tech
Axe - Mutant Hulk
Cap'n Chang - Lucky Nomad
"Lieutenant" Vaolt - Mutant Trooper

Day ??? (Cont.):
Now that they had re-equipped, the party took a look around and noticed that the room they were in had several tables and shelves lining the walls, all practically overflowing with strange and incomprehensible devices.  There was a man in a white lab coat working on something in the corner, a cybernetic panda in the corner opposite, two normal doors, and one steel blast door.  Beside one of the normal doors was a coat rack, which held a robe and wizard hat.

Chang asked the "scientist" what was going on and, as he turned around, the party realized that this was the Wizard.  He explained over the next twenty-or-so minutes exactly what he had done, down to the smallest detail, to transport the party here, his speech so thick with technical jargon that only Ai had a remote hope of understanding him.  He gave similar exposition when asked where the experimental gun was, how the chalice had knocked them out, and why he was so interested in Ai's assistance (in order: scrapped for parts, nanobots, she was really smart).

The Wizard was apparently rather socially incapable, as he kept slipping up and mentioning things like how his former "helpers" who had been mind-controlled by nanobots were "no longer viable", and that Ai was the third smartest person he'd met, but "would do, as the other two hadn't worked out"

Sunday, 31 December 2017

GURPS Waterworld Session 6: The Wizard

Ai - Experienced Tech
Axe - Mutant Hulk
Cap'n Chang - Lucky Nomad
        Chung O'Flannigan - NPC Smuggler
"Lieutenant" Vaolt - Mutant Trooper

Day 26 (Cont.):
While Chang gave chase to the armoured mystery Russian in the Golden Hare, somebody announced over all radio frequencies to head to their current coordinates if they were looking to have some "fun", and soon after, the party was joined by another 5 ships.  Though initially they all seemed to be a single raider group, after a closer look, it was discovered that they were merely unimaginative, as their flags were all skull-oriented, but different (flaming skulls, inverted skulls, poison skulls, etc).

The raiders opened fire on everything in sight, including each other, while the Russian came to a sudden stop while running on the water and began to (slowly) sink.  After trying some buckshot and a slug to little effect, Chang got on the harpoon gun and impaled the mystery man through the chest, and began dragging him around with the Golden Hare.

Axe, meanwhile, rammed his boat into the raiders', only for Vaolt to kill all of them with a single shot from his revolver due to a dropped SMG going off.  The mystery Russian, now recovered from the initial shock of being impaled by a harpoon, stood up and began to water ski while laughing insanely, killing raiders while Chang tried to slam him into their boats.

Friday, 22 December 2017

GURPS Waterworld Session 5: The Russian

Ai - Experienced Tech
Axe - Mutant Hulk
Cap'n Chang - Lucky Nomad
        Chung O'Flannigan - NPC Smuggler
"Lieutenant" Vaolt - Mutant Trooper

Day 24:
The treeple needed an entire day to create the healing goo, so the party found ways to kill time.  Ai turned some goggles into a scope for the harpoon gun, Chang relaxed on the Golden Hare, and Axe and Vaolt went hunting in the jungle.  Neither were skilled at Tracking, however, so they kind of just randomly wandered around.

After some time, they came across a group of mutants with guns, but both groups decided to ignore the other and continue on their ways.  Later, they discovered a pack/herd/flock of rabbits, but before they could celebrate, the rabbits turned around in perfect synch, revealing that instead of a normal face, they had a gaping, toothy maw.

Axe began to slowly back away, and the "rabbits" followed at the same pace, until Vaolt started climbing a tree, at which point they charged.  A bunch of them bit Axe before he could get out of reach, but, thanks to his thick skin, he was mostly unharmed.  Vaolt threw a lead pipe, but the rabbits ignored it.  He then killed two with shots from his pistol, only for the rest to eat the dead in the blink of an eye and return to watching the tree.